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Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Hotel Moonlight

Its not some shady motel I checked into! It’s actually an awesome Hole in the Wall restaurant in Bangalore that serves the best ‘muslim’ fare. Grilled, roasted chicken…Rows of whole bright red hens are grilled in a rotisserie and legs of lamb just spinning on open flames and dripping with its own fat.

I wanted to take the family out to dinner instead we picked up food at Hotel Moonlight. One whole juicy roasted hen, 4 aromatic chicken biryanis, 2 mouth-watering chicken curries and 5 moist and flaky coin parothas (they are about double the size of a silver dollar). Cost of whole meal: Rs. 350. ($1 = Rs. 44). You do the math!

Desert: Sweet Paans! Yum!

Paan: crushed betel nuts and stuff I don’t know names of all wrapped inside a betel leaf.

Twister & Doctor’s Rx

Sunday, woke up at 1PM after getting back from the pub at the unholy hour of 5AM. Luckily, no hangover. Had very yummy drink: Twister.

What is a Twister?

Shot of vodka
Lime juice – fresh squeezed
Sprite or 7-Up
Splash of cranberry juice

Sounds good, right? For my Luvlies that are abstaining from Alcohol this year—I think it would make a pretty good virgin drink too!

Another good drink—Doctor’s Rx

Learnt it from a friend in NYC but this is what it is:

Warm water
Honey
Mixed with Brandy

Its actually very tasty.

Also learned—eating bananas is a great help with hangovers. Also helps, LOTS of water before passing out! And of course, cold pizza. Dominoes pizza here is so good! The cheese is different and gives it a whole diff flavor!

India has McDonalds (no beef though), KFC, Pizza Hut and Dominoes (guaranteed delivery in 30 mins!) Waiting to see if a Starbucks, Krispy Kreme & Dunkin’Donuts pop up!!

Monday, January 8, 2007

Day to Day in Bangalore

Back in Malleswaram.

I have slept so much over the past few days…its as if all the sleep I was deprived of over the last couple of months finally caught up! I go to sleep at 9PM and wake up at noon!

Didi does not disappoint. She makes the most delicious breakfasts. Its dosas one day, dodaks the next (yummy dosa like variant) or paan pallay (ground rice and ground coconut mixed with water and cooked on a tawa like a dosa eaten with jaggery syrup). And of course the eternal supply of tea =D

One afternoon, I went with didi and her cousin to a restaurant called Neels (Blue). Such a cute place. A high end restaurant that’s set up with 4-5 open bungalows, of course everything is blue. It was so pretty ‘cause the paths had coconut trees and wherever you sit you get great view of the clear Bangalore sky. It doesn’t rain here…its always pleasant! Sunny and warm in day and cool and breezy in the evening. After the buffet lunch and gulab jamuns and ice cream we headed to the aunty’s house for some tea. The aunty’s house was a sight to see! The entrance gates were made of pine wood painted bright red with flowers and greens overflowing. You enter up a short series of steps (lots of wonderful plants hovering) and enter an open architecture. It’s a 3 story house and you can see every floor from the foyer. The furniture was handmade and personally designed with dark mahogany wood. The space was uncluttered, minimalist and clean. So classic...i fell in love with it. Aunty was such a sweet women. She called me sweetie and dear the entire afternoon and we talked about her daughter who is studying at Rutgers! Of all places!! After some more pleasant conversations about best places for saris, coolest place to party for New Years and tea we headed back to Didi’s house.

That evening I went with didi for a visit with an aunt and uncle of hers. The uncle was 80 something and a darling of a man. And the aunty was a perfect host. She showed me around their modest 2 BR flat and I sat down and struck up fun conversation with uncle. We touched arts, social life and politics and by the end of the evening he had declared I was very intelligent and that he had completely fallen in love with me! So sweet – I couldn’t stop laughing! I could see the uncle in his younger days – an intelligent, flirtatious, powerful man that loved to socialize and am sure was quite the ladies man!

The beauty of Bangalore peoples is that 1- everyone (young and old) speaks perfect English and 2- everyone (young and old) is quite modern, progressive and uninhibited.

We came home and had a delicious meal of fish curry and I passed out.

The next day, I stayed in bed till noon and then just put-putted around the house. Napping, watching movies, eating and doing the soduku. I was enjoying down-time and no responsibilities.

Saturday, I woke up at a more decent hour. Navin had the day off and Nishu had nothing planned for the day. So we headed out to lunch at a place called Empire. It’s a chill joint serving roasts, kababs and parothas. Oh! The roast was soo dang good! A warm red color, perfectly charred and so juicy. The kerala paratha was fluffy and sopped it up with some lamb curry buried in coconut and curry leaves. After the meal, I needed something sweet so we headed to an ice cram parlor. I had vanilla ice creams with caramel and cashews. It wasn’t very good at all…when in India, stick to Indian food!

After the ice cream we went to pick up Navin’s fiancĂ© and I got to meet with her parents as well. Her mother was gorgeous! A sight to behold. Fair, petite, slim, proper with a big maroon bindi on her forehead. She fed us some homemade flan—my fav dessert—it was so light! Her father was an army brigadier (dark, tall with sharp features), her mother used to teach French and she was a ranked tennis player! Navin was a ranked badminton player—what a perfect match! She was so sweet and bubbly I could have eaten her up!

Later- like 1am that night after unsuccessful attempts at trying to watch a DVD, we headed out to a pub. Bangalore has a strict curfew of 10pm and no bars open past 11 and no dancing clubs allowed. But, Navin’s friend owned a restaurant where he served liquor and food till 4am. After driving through a deserted city (during the day, the city is famous for horrendous traffic) we arrive at an unlit street. We walk through a dark alley, enter through the back into a kitchen and then enter the restaurant. It was like being at Cheers! Everyone in the place knew one another!

Friday, January 5, 2007

Goa Part 4 - the drive back

Early on the morning of the 4th we headed back to Bangalore. This time Navin's friend and wife were going to drive us back in a very spacious car. We stopped for breakfast at a Dhabba place...a road side, travellers joint. I had a masala dosa. Ah...the coconut chutney that came with it was so good. I usually don't like sambar, but i licked the sambar clean too!hit the spot with some tea and we were all net to go. I climbed into the last seat and cozied myself in...again...i sleep in moving vehicles!

At about 2PM we pull into another seaside town for lunch. We ordered some cool beers and a nice helping of food. Among them some masala crabs. I usually don't like crabs but i sucked these suckers clean. It was oniony, coriander, tomato and chili...Ooof...so finger licking good! Well satisfied and carefully emptied bladder, we climbed into the car again. I felt rude that I wasn't making so much conversation but heck they all spoke in Kanada which I didn't understand and I was too content sleeping in the back! At baout 6PM...my bladder cried to be relived! Thankfully, so did everyone else's! So, Shoba and i go off into the woods to mark our territory.I pick a busy area with thick cobwebs all around--i only noticed after i squatted! Just prayed a wild dog wouldn't come by or get bit in the nether regions by some bugs!

We take a rest and climb back into car. Karnataka is a lot of hills and mountains so a lot of winding roads going up and then back down...I was getting dizzy!!

Throughout the drive I kept having such vivid dreams that I made a New Years' resolution to write a book this year! It may be an Erotica but my dreams are alot more entertaining than the movies I watch!

I slept the entire 12 hour journey. Back in NY I can't sleep and here I can't seem to stay awake! I think I am being labeled as The New York Sleeping Beauty!

We came back to Pandurangashram to Didi's food. She had left some Pork curry out for us to feast on at 1am...I don't like pork usually but this curry...juicy, spicy, cumin flavored and oh so lip smacking good. Even the pieces of fat...rather chunks of fat...yummmmmmy!